In my short time wearing spandex on public roadways, I’ve come to the realization that most cyclists are pricks. Arrogant, aggressive, unfriendly pricks balancing on two wheels.
I sympathize with those in the entertainment industry who are tasked to transform comics or fantasy literature into the cinematic medium.
I just spent the last twenty minutes with half of my body in the large plastic recycle bin outside my apartment building.
My coworker Shep and I got on the topic of Lindsay Lohan’s DUI arrest and her utterly ruined, vacuous life this afternoon. We touched on her blood alcohol concentration and then continued off on a tangent relating to what BAC level would kill you or put your head over a toilet.
The price for parking has increased by 50% in one season, putting the cost to park a single automobile at a staggering $15.
The iPhone’s touchscreen interface is revolutionary, sexy and smart, poised to change the mobile handset industry as we know it. That statement is of course hinged on the assumption that the touchscreen interface works.